![]() 11/02/2018 at 10:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
S is for S hit S how.
my son woke up at 530 and decided it was time to get up. It was not. He fell back asleep, and so did I, just as my alarm went off. I took my time getting ready as Friday traffic is usually pret ty light. Some S avage S hashed into one of the S teel guard rails and peeled it back into the breakdown lane (which is open for travel during rush hour). So even though the accident was cleared by the time I got to it. there was still a cop blocking a lane of travel so that more people didn’ t smash into the rail. Not more than 2 miles down the highway and traffic comes to a S tandstill again. My brother-in-law messages from ahead that there was another idiot who had crashed. at this point I deci ded to get off and take the backroads. I have a list of projects and no help here. I’m gunna lose my mind. O can;t wait for beer’oclock
![]() 11/02/2018 at 10:48 |
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What I’m getting from this is that your son knew the accident was going to happen and has ESP - hence the getting up.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 10:51 |
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![]() 11/02/2018 at 10:51 |
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if he hand’t, and i wasn’t a zombie at 6:30, i could have gotten my ass out the door a lot faster and probably been ahead if them
![]() 11/02/2018 at 10:57 |
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I’m always amazed when I see the breakdown lane open for travel areas, it seems like a stunningly bad idea. It feels like one of those “common sense” ideas that ignores a whole lot of real-world complexities.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:02 |
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yep, its fuckin dumb, but if there wer e only 2 lanes of travel i’d never get to work.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:07 |
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Beer doesn't start with an S though. I suggest Sake.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:11 |
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no but S am Adams does
but S ake and S ushi does sound S ucculent
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:14 |
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Excellent points for both. Have you tried their ‘ 76 beer by chance?
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:19 |
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I have. its good. nothing special but still good.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:34 |
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I am looking forward to bourbon
o’clock myself.
![]() 11/02/2018 at 11:39 |
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The “S” is for “sucks.”